Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
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LH741: "Tower, give me a rough time-check!"
Tower: "It's Tuesday, Sir."
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A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
So, this one time he was approaching a field during the night time.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!"
Rohkem lendamise teemalisi nalju võib lugeda siit: http://www.chris.brady.ukgateway.net/pilotjokes.htm
Mõned olid ikka nii head, et neid pidin siia pastema..
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Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."tomkar kirjutas:Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
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LH741: "Tower, give me a rough time-check!"
Tower: "It's Tuesday, Sir."
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A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
So, this one time he was approaching a field during the night time.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!"
Rohkem lendamise teemalisi nalju võib lugeda siit: http://www.chris.brady.ukgateway.net/pilotjokes.htm
Mõned olid ikka nii head, et neid pidin siia pastema..
Tower: "Roger. You are a fuel truck."
Kui need nopped seal on tõsielulised siis...täiesti käsitlematu kaader need lendurid/lennujuhid
Samal teemal veel siis:
Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
p: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mo de.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
p: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mo de.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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Ku soovite teada, kus naine või mees hetkel on, siis on abi satelliidi GSM leidjast:
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Kasulikke lühendeid juhtumiks, kui bossile vaja saata SMS töölt puudumise
kohta...
OK - Olen koomas
MOTT - Mul on tervis tuksis
TH - Täitsa haige
PP - Piilusin pudelisse
PH - Pea haige
PELL - Padi ei lase lahti
PS - Padi sosistab
TTP - Tervis täitsa p...s
LH - Laps haige
MH - Mees haige
AK - Auto katki
OTK - Olen täna kodus
VTK - Väga tugev kõhuvalu
KP - Korrigeerin priketeid
VTV - Vastumeelsus töö vastu
OO - Olen operatsioonil
Kui tahetakse olla väga korrektne ja täpne
GH - Gripihaigus
AH - Astmahaigus
PVA - Pea valutab ainult
KK - Kõva köha
TNT - Tugev nohu tuli
KNH - Köhin nagu hobune
TM - Toidumürgitus
MINA - Mul ishias nagu algamas
TSAUKI - Tuli stress, algamas uus kriis ishiasega
KÄK - Kukkusin! Ärkasin! Kips!
Ja mõned kirjastuslikud lühendid.
N-TILDE - Nüüd tuli isheemia, läkaköha, düsenteeria - elan!
KROMALIN - Kangetest ravimitest olen maganud alates laupäevast.
Ilmun neljapäeval!
LEIAUT - Läksin eile ilusti autoni - ups! Trauma
kohta...
OK - Olen koomas
MOTT - Mul on tervis tuksis
TH - Täitsa haige
PP - Piilusin pudelisse
PH - Pea haige
PELL - Padi ei lase lahti
PS - Padi sosistab
TTP - Tervis täitsa p...s
LH - Laps haige
MH - Mees haige
AK - Auto katki
OTK - Olen täna kodus
VTK - Väga tugev kõhuvalu
KP - Korrigeerin priketeid
VTV - Vastumeelsus töö vastu
OO - Olen operatsioonil
Kui tahetakse olla väga korrektne ja täpne
GH - Gripihaigus
AH - Astmahaigus
PVA - Pea valutab ainult
KK - Kõva köha
TNT - Tugev nohu tuli
KNH - Köhin nagu hobune
TM - Toidumürgitus
MINA - Mul ishias nagu algamas
TSAUKI - Tuli stress, algamas uus kriis ishiasega
KÄK - Kukkusin! Ärkasin! Kips!
Ja mõned kirjastuslikud lühendid.
N-TILDE - Nüüd tuli isheemia, läkaköha, düsenteeria - elan!
KROMALIN - Kangetest ravimitest olen maganud alates laupäevast.
Ilmun neljapäeval!
LEIAUT - Läksin eile ilusti autoni - ups! Trauma
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Tomkari antud video juures päris "asjakohane" kommentaar selle ameerikamaalaste lolluse kohta 
"It would be soooooo awesome if there were a school shooting using one of those things."
"It would be soooooo awesome if there were a school shooting using one of those things."Lauri Laidna - http://www.pistik.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Selliste ideede kohta kehtib vaid üks liigitus - idiootsus on piiritu.lauri kirjutas:Tomkari antud video juures päris "asjakohane" kommentaar selle ameerikamaalaste lolluse kohta
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Loodan, et pole siit läbi käinud veel
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can speak Braile.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris eats 3 Total Gym's for breakfast...
Ja veel - random facts about Chuck
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can speak Braile.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris eats 3 Total Gym's for breakfast...
Ja veel - random facts about Chuck
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck
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Samalaadseid fakte on võimalik leida ka teise kõigi aegade ühe suurima näitleja kohta. Mõnin näide:
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Veel fakte
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Veel fakte
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ok... : If you freeze frame #3,000,547 of The Empire Strikes Back, you can actually see Vin Diesel cut off Luke Skywalker's hand with a Ginsu Knife.HB Cyclone D4
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Läbi aegade parim: Why is Chuck Norris always on top when having sex? Because Chuck Norris never fu*ks up.
"Võidusõidu autol käivad võidusõidu tükid"
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Jüri oli Mõisas, aga eemal Anne Veskis Loopis Uuno Evet Kividega.
Samal ajal
kui Rein Langil oli, läks Jaan omapead Krossi sõitma, sinna põllu
peale, kus
Ellen Niitis.
Eemalt Võsast filmis Peeter, kuidas Tõnu Karguga tuli, Kalevi Kruus
käes ja
jõi Hillari Kohvi. Tõnis Mäe otsas Noolis Erki Reeta Linnast.
Anu läks Jaani Kirsipuud Saagima ja Mart Juuris Jüri Tamme
välja,hiljem
Meelis Ladus kõik riita. Kui Maarja-Liis oli Ilusaks joodud, julges ka
Marju
Kuudist välja tulla. Siim Kallas selle peale juurde, kui Rein hõiskas,
et
Otsasson.
Kui Mart tuli uue Laariga, oli Lennartil Meri juba põlvini. Pidu oli
täies
hoos-Virge Naeris, Tõnu Kilkas ja Anu Sääris edasi-tagasi. Aga Maria
tahtis,
et teda Rahule jäetaks ja andis Henrile Laksu vastu pead.
Heiti Hääletas Mardi poole Sallu, sest Heli oli Läätsed ära kaotanud.
Kaie
aga Kõrbes unistas, et oleks Peetriga Oja ääres
Samal ajal
kui Rein Langil oli, läks Jaan omapead Krossi sõitma, sinna põllu
peale, kus
Ellen Niitis.
Eemalt Võsast filmis Peeter, kuidas Tõnu Karguga tuli, Kalevi Kruus
käes ja
jõi Hillari Kohvi. Tõnis Mäe otsas Noolis Erki Reeta Linnast.
Anu läks Jaani Kirsipuud Saagima ja Mart Juuris Jüri Tamme
välja,hiljem
Meelis Ladus kõik riita. Kui Maarja-Liis oli Ilusaks joodud, julges ka
Marju
Kuudist välja tulla. Siim Kallas selle peale juurde, kui Rein hõiskas,
et
Otsasson.
Kui Mart tuli uue Laariga, oli Lennartil Meri juba põlvini. Pidu oli
täies
hoos-Virge Naeris, Tõnu Kilkas ja Anu Sääris edasi-tagasi. Aga Maria
tahtis,
et teda Rahule jäetaks ja andis Henrile Laksu vastu pead.
Heiti Hääletas Mardi poole Sallu, sest Heli oli Läätsed ära kaotanud.
Kaie
aga Kõrbes unistas, et oleks Peetriga Oja ääres
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Tundub et seal on kallak või nagu meerikas tänapäeval kombeks, lumi tuleb seal maha kus üldse ei peaks seda olema, ühesõnaga suverehvid:)
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no isegi mina olen suverehvidega (slikidega) jääd katsunud ja ei olnud nii libe.asterix kirjutas:Tundub et seal on kallak või nagu meerikas tänapäeval kombeks, lumi tuleb seal maha kus üldse ei peaks seda olema, ühesõnaga suverehvid:)
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ps. Meerikamaal on rehvid väga kõva seguga... Isegi vihmase ilmaga on originaalis all olevate rehvidega seal libe.. "Aga vaata, kui kaua need kestavad" ütles mul sugulane mikide maalt 
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